Redneck Personal Hygiene Tips
By redneck | October 8, 2008
Redneck Personal Hygiene
1.Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
2.If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
3.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private, using one’s OWN truck keys.
4.Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
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