Redneck Personal Hygiene Tips

By redneck | October 8, 2008

Redneck Personal Hygiene

1.Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.

2.If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.

3.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private, using one’s OWN truck keys.

4.Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.

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One Response to “Redneck Personal Hygiene Tips”

  1. harry November 15th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Hello,

    I have a inquiry for the webmaster/admin here at redneckhumor.com.

    Can I use part of the information from this post right above if I give a backlink back to your site?

    Thanks,
    Harry

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