By redneck | November 19, 2009
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
A new redneck law was recently passed; When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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