Redneck Wife Jokes

By redneck | November 15, 2012

A few of the classic “You Might Be A Redneck” wife jokes. Ain’t much anythang funnier than redneck wivery:

You just may be a redneck if:

Your wife’s arms got so big from pushing your car.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Your wife answers to “Cuz.”
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You met your wife through a “personal ad” written on the men’s room wall.
You have your wife check the depth of the water before you drive your truck through it.
During your wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”

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