By redneck | November 17, 2012
Now bein sold in the Automotive section at Walmart: the official redneck windshield wiper repair kit. Kit includes, 1 small roll of Duct tape, and one mitten. You can also step up to the deluxe kit which replaces the mitten with one of those fancy dust cleanin mittens for an even better shine.
By redneck | November 16, 2012
It happens to most of us with older jallopies. You’re drivin down the road and roar, the exhaust gets as load as a racecar. You pull over and either your muffler, or entire exhaust is draggin on the road. Well, no need to frett, with this amzing new exhaust hanger idear, you no longer need to worry about it. Just pull out your seatbelt, loop it around the exhaust pipe, and off you go. Legal in 48 states…
Tags: Redneck Automotive Repair, Redneck Creativity
By redneck | November 15, 2012
A few of the classic “You Might Be A Redneck” wife jokes. Ain’t much anythang funnier than redneck wivery:
You just may be a redneck if:
Your wife’s arms got so big from pushing your car.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Your wife answers to “Cuz.”
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You met your wife through a “personal ad” written on the men’s room wall.
You have your wife check the depth of the water before you drive your truck through it.
During your wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”
Tags: Married Redneck Jokes, Redneck Wife Jokes
By redneck | October 27, 2012
Rednecks do everythang a lil different. Take a fancy cannin jar, add a base, and wallah, you got yerself quite the drinkin utensil. Redneck wine and beer glasses are sure to put a warmth in yer belly, a smile on yer face and yer cuzin in yer bed. Get one today. Happy drinkin!
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Tags: Redneck Drinking Supplies, Redneck Glasses
By redneck | August 18, 2012
Ok, kids, if the phrase “don’t try this at home”, has ever stuck in yer head, this is the time to heed it. This redneck repair job is not only ingenius, it could be very dangerous. Take note how the handle of the c-clamp is just waiting to touch the other terminal. If you are familiar with car batteries, you know what will happen if they connect. This should only be tried by a true Redneck professional.
Pic submitted by “Willy”
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Tags: Funny Photos, Funny Pictures, Redneck Repair Jobs