Redneck Personal Hygiene Tips
By redneck | October 8, 2008
Redneck Personal Hygiene
1.Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
2.If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
3.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private, using one’s OWN truck keys.
4.Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
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Rural Redneck Mailbox
By redneck | October 5, 2008
Rednecks prove their ingenuity once again. Why waste that kitty litter bucket, when you can use it is a mailbox? Also a cheap solution to counter those pranksters who just love to drive by in their car and smash mailboxes with a baseball bat. Who has the last laugh now suckas!
Kitty Litter Bucket Doubles As A Mailbox!
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Redneck Engineering Video One: Redneck Lawnmower
By redneck | October 5, 2008
Redneck Engineering features some of the most incredible feats of engineering made by man. They say necessity is the mother of all invention, and you would be surprised how creative your typical redneck can be.
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Spicy Hot Cajun Wings: Redneck Style
By redneck | October 5, 2008
Like hot wings? Then here is a redneck-licious recipe for you. What ya’ll need is:
Preheat oven to 250 to 300 degrees. Spray pan well with pan spray. Add wings and spray wings. Sprinkle liberally with Cajun Spice. Melt butter in separate pan. Add Tabasco, then mix well. Drizzle over wings, then put in oven until wings are done crispy. You may add potatoes in small chunks or cubes following same procedure.
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Redneck Jokes: RedneckHumor.com Archive
By redneck | October 4, 2008
Here are some jokes from the original site back in 1999. They were funny back then, and they are still funny today!
Do Truck Drivers ever die?
NO. They just get a new PETERBILT!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how. (how many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)
What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?
A full set of teeth.
Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can beat the hillbillies to the watermelon.
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery?
You can win $20 dollars for the next million years.
There was these 3 West Virginians in a pick-up truck; the driver in the front and the other two
in the back. As they were crossing a bridge a car swerved and hit the truck into the water. The
driver rolled down the window and swam safely to the shore. The two in the back of the truck
drowned because they couldn’t get the tail gate down!
What does a redneck say to his sex partner after having sex?
Thanks again mom!
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!
How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb…
answer: 3 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder.
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would tell the women to try another brother.
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
What does a redneck say after having sex?
Get off me Pa its uncle Bobs turn now.
Q. How do you tell a Redneck virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brother!
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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