Now while this might impress the males in some families, it irritated and upset the father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There ain’t no way you’ll marry that that thar girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she sure’s hell ain’t good enough fer ours!”

Do Truck Drivers ever die?
NO. They just get a new PETERBILT!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how. (how many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?
A full set of teeth.

Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can beat the hillbillies to the watermelon.

Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery?
You can win $20 dollars for the next million years.

There was these 3 West Virginians in a pick-up truck; the driver in the front and the other two
in the back. As they were crossing a bridge a car swerved and hit the truck into the water. The
driver rolled down the window and swam safely to the shore. The two in the back of the truck
drowned because they couldn’t get the tail gate down!

What does a redneck say to his sex partner after having sex?
Thanks again mom!

Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!

How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a light bulb…
answer: 3 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder.

What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
‘Hey sis, you awake?’

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would tell the women to try another brother.

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

What does a redneck say after having sex?
Get off me Pa its uncle Bobs turn now.

Q. How do you tell a Redneck virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brother!

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.