RedneckHumor.com » Redneck Awards http://redneckhumor.com Funny Jokes, Pictures, Videos, Sayings and More. Sat, 14 May 2011 11:47:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Redneck Nobel Prize Award http://redneckhumor.com/2008/11/redneck-nobel-prize-award/ http://redneckhumor.com/2008/11/redneck-nobel-prize-award/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:23:58 +0000 redneck http://redneckhumor.com/?p=86 A man is driving down a country road when he spots a
redneck farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that
the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking
at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the
farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what
are you doing?”

The redneck replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

“How?” asks the man, puzzled.

“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are
out standing in their field.”

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