RedneckHumor.com » Redneck Etiquette http://redneckhumor.com Funny Jokes, Pictures, Videos, Sayings and More. Sat, 14 May 2011 11:47:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Redneck Driving Etiquette http://redneckhumor.com/2008/12/redneck-driving-etiquette/ http://redneckhumor.com/2008/12/redneck-driving-etiquette/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:10:44 +0000 redneck http://redneckhumor.com/?p=90 Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road:

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

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