Redneck Casting Call: Proud Redneck Family
Saturday, April 30th, 2011RedneckHumor.com just got word that Leftfield Pictures, a television production company based in New York City is looking for FUN FAMILIES who are ‘Proud To Be Rednecks’ living near the Columbia, Missouri area!!
25 Classic Signs That You Are A Redneck
Friday, January 2nd, 2009Not sure that you would not recognize a real redneck when you saw or talked to one? Maybe you yourself, are a redneck? Print out this little cheat-sheet and keep it in your wallet. It will definately help you identify a redneck: 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass [...]
How To Tell If A Redneck has Been Working At Your Desk
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Here are the top 10 signs to be able to tell if a redneck has been working at your office desk at work: 1. The monitor is up on blocks. 2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer. 4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge [...]
If Bill Gates Were A Redneck…
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Have you ever wondered what Microsoft Windows would be like if Bill gates were a redneck? Well, we did. Here is what we come up wit: 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was [...]
Redneck Driving Etiquette
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road: 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose [...]
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