Things You Would Never Hear A Redneck Say
Thursday, October 9th, 2008Rednecks have many funny sayings, but here are a few you would never hear a true redneck say: We don’t keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can’t feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe. Wrasslin’s [...]
Redneck Personal Hygiene Tips
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008Redneck Personal Hygiene 1.Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. 2.If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets. 3.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private, using one’s OWN truck keys. 4.Plucking unwanted nose hair is [...]
Redneck Jokes: RedneckHumor.com Archive
Saturday, October 4th, 2008Here are some jokes from the original site back in 1999. They were funny back then, and they are still funny today! Do Truck Drivers ever die? NO. They just get a new PETERBILT! Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (how many dead chickens have you seen along the [...]
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