Redneck Driving Etiquette
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road: 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose [...]
Wedding Tips: Unless You Are A Redneck
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Non-Redneck Tips for attending a wedding service: 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky [...]
