RedneckHumor.com » Redneck Wedding http://redneckhumor.com Funny Jokes, Pictures, Videos, Sayings and More. Sat, 14 May 2011 11:47:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Wedding Tips: Unless You Are A Redneck http://redneckhumor.com/2008/12/wedding-tips-unless-you-are-a-redneck/ http://redneckhumor.com/2008/12/wedding-tips-unless-you-are-a-redneck/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:05:36 +0000 redneck http://redneckhumor.com/?p=88 Non-Redneck Tips for attending a wedding service:

1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

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They are currently looking for couples who:

 

·    Appear to be between the ages of 18 and 45.

·    Over the top personalities. 

·    Are planning a super redneck wedding.

·    Have a set date between the months of November 2008 and December 2008.

·    Would like to share their lives and wedding day with them.

·    Are redneck and proud of it! 

 

They are scheduled to begin shooting immediately, so if you or anyone you know meets this criteria please email them at redneckwedding@pinksneakers.net.  Please be sure to include your name, contact information, wedding location, and a photo of the bride and groom. 

 

Should you have any additional questions regarding the show, their intentions, or to learn more about the show, please feel free to contact them at any time. Time is of the essence so please contact them as soon as possible.

 

CONTACT:

 

Pink Sneakers Productions

Phone:  407-464-2080

Fax:  407-464-2081

Email:  redneckwedding@pinksneakers.net

Website:  www.pinksneakers.net

                 www.CMT.com

                 -Go to “On TV,” then click “Be on TV”

 

This has been another redneck news update from your friends at RedneckHumor.com. Pass it on!

 

 

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