Those fancy cielin fans at Walmart and the local Dollar store are just so danged expensive. This redneck alternative is quick and requires no hard-wirin. And best of all it’s critter safe. Ain’t no grouse, squirrel or crow gona get caught in the pro-pellers.

Ever hear people complainin about how they have rinse off the dishes before they put them into the dishwasher? “What’s the point of even having the dish washing machine then?” they ask.

Well, if your inventive enough, you don’t need to prewash anymore. Just ask Clete Morris and his dog Barnhardt. (fyi, this invention is being researched and patent pending)

Using duct tape to fix your car window is so old-school, it just don’t provide the insulating values of this fancy new foam spray stuff.

It is very important to improvise when it comes to dealing with one of your most prized possessions. Nuttin’ worse than the theft of the ol’ T.P. when you are down to ter last roll!

Bras. They are just not for boobies anymore.