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Monday, December 20th, 2010One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found’er! I found da girl I’ms gonna marry, and she’s even a virgin!”
Now while this might impress the males in some families, it irritated and upset the father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There ain’t no way you’ll marry that that thar girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she sure’s hell ain’t good enough fer ours!”
You Might Be A Redneck…
Saturday, August 21st, 2010IF your wife has ever said, “Come in here an move this transmission so I can take a bath.!”
A few Jokes
Thursday, November 19th, 2009You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape. Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records. A new redneck law was recently passed; When a [...]
25 Classic Signs That You Are A Redneck
Friday, January 2nd, 2009Not sure that you would not recognize a real redneck when you saw or talked to one? Maybe you yourself, are a redneck? Print out this little cheat-sheet and keep it in your wallet. It will definately help you identify a redneck: 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass [...]
How To Tell If A Redneck has Been Working At Your Desk
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Here are the top 10 signs to be able to tell if a redneck has been working at your office desk at work: 1. The monitor is up on blocks. 2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer. 4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge [...]
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