If you are loking for funny redneck jokes, you have found the spot. Rednecks have a huge sense of humor and some of these jokes prove it.
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A few of the classic “You Might Be A Redneck” wife jokes. Ain’t much anythang funnier than redneck wivery:
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found’er! I found da girl I’ms gonna marry, and she’s even a virgin!”
Now while this might impress the males in some families, it irritated and upset the father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There ain’t no way you’ll marry that that thar girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she sure’s hell ain’t good enough fer ours!”
IF your wife has ever said, “Come in here an move this transmission so I can take a bath.!”
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape. Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records. A new redneck law was recently passed; When a [...]
Not sure that you would not recognize a real redneck when you saw or talked to one? Maybe you yourself, are a redneck? Print out this little cheat-sheet and keep it in your wallet. It will definately help you identify a redneck: 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass [...]« Previous Entries