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Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Have you ever wondered what Microsoft Windows would be like if Bill gates were a redneck? Well, we did. Here is what we come up wit: 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was [...]
Redneck Driving Etiquette
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road: 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose [...]
Wedding Tips: Unless You Are A Redneck
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Non-Redneck Tips for attending a wedding service: 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky [...]
Redneck Nobel Prize Award
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008A man is driving down a country road when he spots a redneck farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the [...]
The Redneck Sheep Joke
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008Billy Bob and Jim Bob were driving down a country lane when they came upon a sheep with it’s head caught in a fence. Billy Bob immediately pulled over, and they both got out. Billy Bob walked up behind the sheep, and undid his belt and dropped his pants, and went to town on the [...]
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