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How To Tell If A Redneck has Been Working At Your Desk

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Here are the top 10 signs to be able to tell if a redneck has been working at your office desk at work: 1. The monitor is up on blocks. 2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer. 4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge [...]

If Bill Gates Were A Redneck…

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Have you ever wondered what Microsoft Windows would be like if Bill gates were a redneck? Well, we did. Here is what we come up wit: 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was [...]

Redneck Driving Etiquette

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road: 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose [...]

Wedding Tips: Unless You Are A Redneck

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Non-Redneck Tips for attending a wedding service: 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky [...]

Redneck Nobel Prize Award

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

A man is driving down a country road when he spots a redneck farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the [...]

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